More Random Merchandise

Here we go, more useless, ridiculous merchandise!!! You've outsold your self now, Summit. I didnt think the merchandise would get any crazier, but i was wrong.Twilight Birth-control pills!! Seriously?? Does anyone really need Twilight branded birth-control pills? Are they directed to young girls, to encourage them to go on the pill or something? Twilight main demographic is probably 13 to 16 year old girls. Having Twilight printed on these, will make young girls want to go on the pill, just because their Twilight. Stupid much?Wolf shoes?? Come on, who would wear these in public?? I can't imagine anyone buying these. One, they are ugly. Two, they look stupid. Three, everyone else would think that your a freak. Four, they are unnecessary. I can only think of one positive, you can kick anyone in the ass who call you a Twilight freak. That's the only positive. Umm, their just wrong!

Lastly, for all of you Twilight Mom's out there, A Twilight Cullen Crest Bra! Now, they have an underwear line, or some company has bought 100 Cullen Crest's and just glued them on. I don't know about you, but wouldn't that be seriously uncomfortable? Maybe, and if you wearing a T-shirt, you will probably be able to see it. Anyway, they are being advertised for "Closet Twilighters" merchandise for them to wear. It's just a random black bra, and ad a Twilight logo and I'd bet its about $80 or something. Stupid!!

This merchandise is really annoying. I Don't like it at all. Don't just think I'm pessimistic, because I'm a die hard fan on the books and the movies. However, they have just done too far, where is like what are they going to do next?? Twilight toothpaste?? I mean, come on. I have even seen Twilight porn and Edward Cullen Dildo!! Crazy??